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Famous Love Quotes
Marriage is a wonderful invention; then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly
The reason that husbands and wives do not understand each other is because they belong to different sexes. Dorothy Dix
Marriage; the conventional ending of a love affair. A lonesome state. Oliver Herford
Wedding; a necessary formality before securing a divorce. Oliver Herford
The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life. Oscar Wilde
When a woman marries again it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries agaiin, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck, men risk theirs. Oscar Wilde
How to be happy though married. Rev. E. J. Hardy
She had become so dully habituated to married life that in her full matronliness she was as sexless as an anaemic nun. Sinclair Lewis
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It was so cold I almost got married. Shelley Winters
Not all women give most of their waking thoughts to the problem of pleasing men. Some are married. Emma Lee
A beautiful woman who is pleasing to men is good only for frightening fish when she falls into the water. Zen proverb
I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man. George Jean Nathan
Romance: Once upon a time. Seldom twice. Unknown Author
My wife is a sex object; every time I ask for sex, she objects. Les Dawson