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Famous Love Quotes
Love is based upon a view of women that is impossible to any man who has had any experience of them. H. L. Mencken
A man in love is like a clipped coupon: it's time to cash in. Mae West
You come out of a woman and you spend the rest of your life trying to get back in. Heathcote Williams
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a custom which is still continued. Helen Rowland
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. Helen Rowland
When two people decided to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. Helen Rowland
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. Henny Youngman
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West
Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds. Hugh Elliott
A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous. Ingrid Bergmen
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes. Jackie Onassis
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands. Jayne Mansfield
Oh, love is real enough; you will find it someday, but it has one archenemy -- and that is life. Jean Anouilh
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. Also like the measles we take it only once. Jerome K. Jerome
The working classes have a reputation for potency and being good in bed, a myth probably started by middle-class novelists and by graphologists who claim that anyone with loopy writing must be highly sexed. Jilly Cooper
I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love. Joan Crawford
In the race for love, I was scratched. Joan Davis
Love is two minutes fifty-two seconds of squishing noises. It shows your mind isn't clicking right. Johnny Rotten
I have to find a girl attractive or it's like trying to start a car without the ignition key. Jonathan Aitken
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. Josh Billings