That was the most fun I've had without laughing. Woody Allen

Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. Woody Allen

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. Woody Allen

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. Woody Allen

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. Woody Allen

A relationship, I think is, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Woody Allen