Mae West Quotations

A man in love is like a clipped coupon: it's time to cash in. Mae West

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them. Mae West

I never loved another person the way I loved myself. Mae West

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache. Mae West

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. Mae West

Just a little more loving and a lot less fighting and the world would be all right. Mae West

Sex is an emotion in motion. Mae West

Usually the men who spend most time talking about sex never get around to doing it, and if they should be ready, their prospective partner is probably bored and long gone. Mae West

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Mae West